Santa Friendly? Think again!

Have you ever taken a few hours to deeply think about santa claus? Well if you think about it he has the means nescessary to take over the world! Just think if he can build enough toys to give them to all children on earth then he could manufacture weapons, vehicles, armor and bases. Also think of the elf army he could make! If he can travel across the planet in one night then he could engineer bombers and fighters that fly faster than any other planes.

Just think with me here, don't turn off the computer or navigate away from this page thinking "this guy is crazy!" If santa claus began influencing children he could persuede them to form him a human army, and how does he deliver presents? Dropping through a chimney is impractical for a man with so much technology at his disposal as santa would. He would have a tactical aim and drop system for chimneys, therefore he could engineer the most tactical bombers the world would ever see. Think about it, just his airforce would be able to stealthily bomb select targets across the globe in one night!

Now lets talk about vehicles and navy, his elves could construct the most tactical powerful ships there could be! With the present aim system previously explained and the speed that he uses to get around earth he could certainly make powerful war ships.

And finally what about infantry? He has the trust of children across the world and an army of elves! But what more could he have you ask? AN ARMY OF PENGUINS! What? did he just say penguins> Yes I said penguins! Think about it, March of the penguins, ever see it? I haven't but the name clearly suggests that penguins have been practicing military techniques. Also surfs up? I haven't seen it either but in it the penguins surf, that means they could travel to other countries! And finally the movie happy feet. In happy feet a cute little penguin dances for us... awww... Yeah right! that penguin isn't entertaining us! he is transferring anti-human propaganda to hundreds of other penguins, remind you of any dangerous world leaders that nearly took over Europe in the past sixty years?

So there you go, you can worry about the economy or the "2012 Apocalypse" crap, or you can recognize a real threat... the threat of Santa launching an operation to take over the world!