December, 21, 2012

December, 21, 2012, that is the date we will all die! Sure... Lets take a little look at the theories about 2012.

The Solar Flare

Lets see here, one of the most popular theories about 2012 is that there will be a giant solar flare that will destroy our atmosphere and kill us all! But wait a minuet... we've been hit by solar flares before... right? Correct, in 2003 we were hit by the sun's most powerful flare, the X class flare. What did it do? Did it leave some sort of destructive chemical in our planet that will kill us all in 2012? No, it did nothing. So if we were hit by the most powerful flare from the sun and it did nothing then how could we be killed by a solar flare? Because its gargantuan and huge and... It will kill us! Wrong. Next theory.

The Nuclear War

This is probably the only theory that is even plausible, a lot of people think that North Korea will launch nukes at America and kill us all. Ill show you a picture of what a bombing from North Korea would look like.

Wow! That is intense! That's actually just a pitiful firecracker, to show the likeliness of North Korea being able to destroy an entire country, that's about as likely as a firecracker destroying Portland. Now, other countries are a bit different, but if there is a nuclear war, why would it happen in 2012, America will still be too valuable to other countries for it to be nuked into a wasteland.

Planet X

Have you heard the news? There is a planet that is coming in and out of our solar system that is due to crash into the earth on... you guessed it! December, 21, 2012. All based on one mans book, the book is a warning to humanity to prepare for our demise. But how did this man get the information about Planet X? It is very interesting, he was abducted by aliens and became a contact on their ship, they told him about it! There you go, we are all going to die, no doubt about it! Isn't that terrible, darn aliens had to ruin all of our fun. And speaking of aliens...

Alien Invasion

This is certainly the most possible of all theories. Aliens will send a super bomb to destroy earth during the year 2012! But why would aliens travel millions of light years just to blow us up? Hmmm....

We Will Die!

This is the last resort of 2012 fanatics, their logic lies within the realm of "Because I said so." I would like to ask each and everyone of them to give me one shred of evidence to support their theories.

What birthed these theories?

Lets see, first off the Mayan Calendar, it ends in 2012. Even though there is no talk of the end of the world in Mayan history... ever, this must mean that the world will end. Wait a minuet, doesn't our calendar end on a certain date too? Maybe they wanted to make a new calendar after 2012. But that wouldn't make any sense, would it?

And also, some mystical Gandalf bearded man who supposedly predicted 911 (which was obviously planned by the aliens) said that the world would end in 2012. Come on people! Your theories are absolutely ridiculous, because one guy said something that means the world will end! Think! That is all I ask of you, just think about all of what I've said, google it if it makes you feel any better. Just think about things before you rant about the destruction of earth!